My name is Kita!

Welcome! I find you to be a wonderful person to be reading my blog! Thank you so much! Don't worry, I'm not always this excited. I'll try to update at least a couple times each month.

My name is Kita (overkill, right?). My name means North. North! Conveniently, I rarely go South, but it is also unfortunate, as I don't like cold and North is synonymous with cold here.

While my name is entirely Japanese (last name Shimura), I elected to take the last name of my stepmom, who is Japanese (Really?) and my first name is due to probably a drunken decision to name me after a dog. Yes, you heard that right, a dog named Kita. The dog was older than me.

Continuing, I'm in my teens. I think it's stupid to give out my exact age, so let's leave it at me being too young for my readers, even if they're all only 8. I write as well as I can (good grammar, spelling, and structure) so I don't look like as much of an idiot as I do in person. I'm really not as smart as I write, so I may use the wrong word at times.

The only time I've ever been exposed to the world in an image that made it online was a demotivational poster that I'd rather not talk about and I don't intend on changing that. If you want to see me, you'll just have to find me on your own (though I don't recommend it. I have mace). Well, there is one picture of me floating around somewhere with a celebrity, but I'm not directly part of it, I just happened to be behind this celebrity when the picture was taken. If you really must know, it was John Travolta and his family. Fine, I'll show it, but I'm not proud of it. I just want to expose many parts of my life.

I'm the unattractive one behind the daughter. See why I don't like pictures of myself floating around? Don't expect me to show any more pictures of myself ever again. Never.

Now you know some bad things about me. Do you feel special? Maybe I should say some of my good traits. I'm generally happy, I'm NOT a fan of Twilight, I like Anne Rice, and I have all of my fingers and toes. Is that enough good stuff?

If anyone finds this blog that I didn't invite, I'll probably die of a heart attack. Instantly. Like, the second they reply, I'll just die. I won't even have a chance to check, I'll just have my heart attack and be like "OMG! Someone read my blog!" then die. Then again, that will probably require one of the three people either telling someone else out of spite and the want to kill me or because my blog is actually cool. Who knows? I don't. I probably never will.

~Kita